Honky Mofo

This is G. He was born just south of crackerville, USA. He is my brutha from anutha, he is cuddly & lovable, but he is not right... good luck

- ricky

If you like to talk about everything from road rage to sex in a cage. Don't want to wait for DJ Jack-Ass to take your call, then this is the place for you. It's the G spot and unlike that chic you've been bang'n this one is easy to find. Beware my hero's are Morton Downey Jr., Springer and Mudvayne (Ya "Dig")...

- G

Questions, comments, gripes, complaints? Contact G.

My eyes
Posted on 08.5.2005

Hello everyone, I’m alive!

A lot has happened since we last spoke. Michael was set free, and several white people killed each other.

We I wanted to tell you about a shocking experience I had. I was walking in the downtown area. Then this black dude was walking up in a pair of nylon pants. From a distance they look white. Up close they were clear/see through. Wow! I’m now scared for life and have lost sight in both of my eyes.

I love you and I will talk to you soon.

Thanks,

Mofo

White Chic!
Posted on 05.2.2005

Sup? I know I have been gone for a long time, but I’ve been thinking. I’ve also been waiting for a good story to come along.

So this white lady wants to just run away and not be charged? I say hit her with the book and make her do hard time. How stupid is that, if it was one of us all heck would break out. But because she is white, everyone wants to get her some help. White people always want to take the easy route. No spankings, just time out. In the words of Whoopi in the Color Purple “beat her”!

I would like to say RIP to the great J. Cochran. I never met him but he seems like a cool dude, and he will be missed.

Check out this site, this dude has some cool stuff (http://www.gordonkeith.com/wordpress/)

Well until the next funny story about white people comes up (that is when I will write again).

Honky Homo says: Michael Jackson for president!

Body knows best
Posted on 02.7.2005

Well football left as fast as it came. It makes me sad to think that it is already over. I hope everyone enjoyed the game.

I wanted to share a special story with you today, and it is called your body knows best. I moved out when I was 18, into my Dads’ rent house. Everyone liked to hang out at our house (my brother and best friend). One day a good friend of mine brought over a couple of chics. Well his chick was pretty hot and her friend was heavy and less than a model. She wasn’t the worst looking girl in the world but she didn’t do it for me either. My friend has been known to “do” anything. So he goes in one room to “do” his thing. I’m left in the other room and she looks at me like, are we going to “do” anything? Keep in mind I have never met this girl before. Keep in mind her looks and she is a ho! That didn’t exactly get me turned on either. So after a few minuets of being naked, rubbing up against a “rug”, and deep thought I told her to get dressed. I said I’m sorry I can’t do it, you can wait on your friend in the living room.

The moral of the story, YOUR BODY KNOWS BEST!!!!

Honkyhomo ask? Why does it go soft after being with a chic and stay hard after….PULL!!!!?

Call me
Posted on 01.21.2005

What up lady’s? Well some awesome football is coming up this weekend. I call for Vick and Burger to get it done.

Did you hear about the guy getting kidnapped here in Dallas? I told you we should let them across the border, and ya’ll didn’t listen. I’m going to start bottling water today!

Bush is back!!! Nothing makes me happier than more bush. I need his brother to step up to the plate in two years.

Honkyhomo ask? Are testicles supposed to continue to sag? I’m at mid thigh call me FAST!!!!

Wanna fight?
Posted on 12.15.2004

Let’s talk basketball, and let’s talk stupid fights. I want you to know that I’m a big Cowboys fan but if they got in a fight I’m not with them. If you watch that video you will see all white people fighting. Let’s see I’m 5’11’’ white guy and I’m going to fight 7’0’’ black guy. I don’t work out and I’m fat, and he works out all the time and is ripped. CHARGE!!!!

RIP to Dime bag that is terrible what happened to him. I liked what he did and how he did it. My prayers go out to his brother and band mates that had to watch all that go down. Also prayers go out to the bodyguard that lost his life (Mayhem). Last but not least lets pray for the shooter, no mater what you think of him he died and that is sad to me.

Honkyhomo ask? How do I keep the water from splashing on the back of my legs?

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